God Is Women

By Jackie Summers


‘God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.’
~~Robin Williams

The phrase ‘it’s funny because it’s true’ was never more apt than when applied to the words above. More complex than any supercomputer on earth, the number of synaptic connections in the average human brain outnumbers the total number of stars in the universe.  In addition to monitoring all of your autonomic systems, your brain gives the sublime capacity for higher reasoning. ‘What a piece of work is man’ Shakespeare exclaimed under inspiration. ‘How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving, how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel; in apprehension, how like a God!’

Until he gets horny that is. Then all of the blood drains out of his lovely brain and into his lovely cock. It’s a known fact that the hornier men get, the dumber they get, and no man is immune to the sheer stupefying power of sex. A beautiful woman walks by, and the smartest men on earth become imbeciles. Some of the most idiotic things that have ever been said or done in the history of man, are likely the direct or indirect result of a good hard-on.

It’s a complete misnomer, however, to say that  men ‘think with their dicks.’ We may have two heads but only one of them has a brain in it. The rule of thumb is: wherever the flow of blood goes, so goes the decision. In this way, all manner of logic and reason in men are subjugated to the raw power of lust.
But what if it were reversed?

What if men did have brains in their dicks? What if, every time blood went rushing down to a man’s cock, he got smarter, instead of dumber? What would happen if sexual arousal in men actually enhanced the ability to make sound decisions?
It would be the end of life as we know it.

Every man at some point in his life has had an argument between his brain and his dick. In essence, it consists of the following debate:

Brain, arguing for the cons: She’s not over her last boyfriend. She drank enough tequila to embalm a horse. Her apartment smells like raccoon poop. She hasn’t shaved her legs since the paleozoic era. She might be clinically insane. I’ll bet she’s in violation of her parole right now. I liked her friend better anyway. If I sleep with her, there will be no end of recompense.

Dick, arguing for the pros: But she’s HOT.
This is usually where the discussion ends. HOT is the ultimate equalizer.
This is why the blood drains out of a man’s brain when he’s horny; if he can’t drown out all the white noise (common sense) coming from his cerebrum, he’s never going to get laid. It’s the reason why men lose the ability to form rational thoughts or complete sentences in the presence of a woman they are sexually attracted to.

It is also the reason the instant he achieves orgasm and the blood begins to flow back to his brain, his first thought is often ‘oh my god, what the hell was I thinking?’ Now he’s either scrambling to find his shoes as you wonder if you’ll ever hear from him again, or contemplating the end of his bachelorhood, as you snore loudly on his chest. And if he chooses to do the former; if he realizes nanoseconds after climax that it was all a hormone-driven mistake gone horribly wrong, he’s an arrogant, selfish, asshole-douche.
Who could have devised a system so utterly perverse, so diabolical, so… nefarious?
Only a female. Therefore, God must be a woman.

Now I know some people out there are thinking that if God were female, the world would actually be a much better place. However I’m on record as saying ‘bitches is crazy’ (and I don’t mean that in a disrespectful way). If the world is a fucked up place, it’s because we’re made in her image, and clearly she’s off her fucking rocker.

Some (but not all) of the things a cock might say if it could think, are:

God, I love Brazil.

Dude, did you see her incisors?  Are you sure this is a good idea?

Dude, seriously? Condom.

But she poops from there…

This is a whole human being who’s more than the sum of her luscious lady parts, and I need to acknowledge the plethora of emotions that may be a direct result of this encounter, accepting full responsibility for my actions and any ramifications. Otra vez.

All kidding aside, I honestly wish men could think with their dicks. We’d probably make a lot smarter decisions about who we sleep with, and it would cause a lot less heartache in the world.

Facebook Flirting

By Magic

Even before I start typing I need to apologize because this blog is going to be a long one. 

When I started on the path to succeed in the dating world I had no idea what to expect. Truthfully, I had serious doubts if I would ever succeed with women.  
Years have passed and now I rarely think of that time. But once in a while I’m reminded of where I started from and where I am today. 
I am writing this email with two intentions.  

I am hoping: 

1. You will get motivated from my journey and start taking action. The only way you will succeed

2. You will realize the importance of transforming self and learn the right dating etiquettes as oppose to learning shallow tricks that take you so far.  
I want you to keep reading and you will see how your personality radiates through everything you do. 
When I came to the USA about 10 years back I wanted to date all the beautiful women I saw around me. I had no success until I started learning from a woman who taught me the basics that I later built my game on.  
I remember when she said that who I am will be visible in everything that is part of me. I will never be able to hide who I am. I didn’t question what she meant by it, but I wasn’t very clear about this either.  For the longest time it made no sense to me, but now I know what she meant. 
So few years back I was attracted to a European woman…  
Surprise! I am STILL attracted to European women…  
I wanted to date her but she rejected me. Now most gurus out there would advise you to push it till she becomes yours or simply walk away. 

I have a different theory… 
I believe you should use your skills to seduce her but never quit until it becomes unhealthy. 
I did not walk away from this woman and stayed friends with her. I did not stop living my life hoping she will come back to me someday but I also did not lose touch. 
I have not seen her in past three years as she is back in her country but we continued to exchange emails and Facebook messages from time to time.  
During this time I was working on my skills and it seemed to hit her that I was changing through my Facebook messages. She could see the change in me and felt attraction for me because of my messages on Facebook. 

What magic lines did I send that got her wanting me? 
NOTHING! 
I had plain simple conversations, that I have with everyone. It was not the words, but how I said them and where I was coming from when saying those words. 
These words generated so much attraction that she is now travelling from Europe to see me in this August. 
So here is some conversation I copied and pasted from our correspondence together and I will explain after what happened here: 
I commented on her photo that she was sexy or something on the lines.  
She sent me a message: 

Her: (Excuse her broken English—-She is French)

Thank you manish about what you think for my photo…i know, i m sexy girl ( it’s a joke!, sure).well, i have a question about you, where do you live now? and what is you’re job? because in you’re pictures there are many people and maybe you work for music? take care manish! love, kisses 

Me: 
I am living at my uncle’s winery right now. I was in LA before and will be moving to NYC soon.  I write songs but for business I am a dating coach. This is my business website: www.attractionmethods.com Lots of people because I am sexy too and people like to be with me as well… ;) Take care, Manish  

Her:

I m sure you have a lot of friends because you are a very nice person in a past and i know it s the same now! You write songs…so i love this job, you a dating coach and me a sporting coach, i created my entreprise. Kisses 

Her:

oh!!! i just see you re bussiness website!!!!! it’s a realy good idea to coach men who don t arrived to have a girlfriend!! a lot of people live alone actually, you help, give a confidence at this men and i hope you arrived in you re mission to help all!!!! in a past, i never imagine this job for you!! just because i think in a futur you are a bisness man in maybe informatique or another things!!! it’s nice to see you re site!!!! my little site is in french, i give you it: [her website] yes, it’s funny, india name! kisses 

Me: Very Nice! Good to know that you are growing in your profession. You are so talented when it comes to [her business]. I did not get a touch on you last time but I am sure next time we fence I get a touch on you ;)
So why did u chose [her website]? Are you dating a girl named Usha :)
You are right I was very bad with women so one could have never imagined that some day I will be teaching about dating. I was very lonely myself and had to learn how to date women. once I became good, I started teaching men and women both.
Take care [her name] and stay in touch! Love and kisses to you as well!  
Her: 
I never said you’re bad with women in a past, in my head, i was think you have a different culture of me and it’s so difficult for a woman to( for example) have a relation with a man thinking directly ( maybe) we go married or if the relation finish, he depress…i like this sort of man but it’s dangerous for him! but you know, for have a nice relation for woman, it’s not all the time in a books but it’s in the heart too!!! but you know that!!!! well mister sexy!, i don’t have a date with usha ;) ( i prefer man sure. sorry for my english… love and kisses!!!!  
Me: (I replied to her in French using Google Translate but for now I am writing it in English) 
I would never talk to you if you did not talk the way you do. Your accent and your English is beautiful. It turns me on for I find it very sexy. Do not change anything about you because you are perfect the way you are.

Her:
Hum! You speak a good french with translate google! You know the good letter for speak with a girl, you are a lover in message and sure i love this! But i’m an more best fencer than you! ;). Take care of you and when a day you want come in aix en provence in france, come in my home! Kisses  
Her:
Manish, i work a lot in france and i need vacation!!! well, it’s for that, i come pratically sure the august 7 at august 20 in usa, if you here i would like to see you! well, take care of you!!Hope see you this summer mister sexy ;)kisses kisses Notice what happened in this interaction.  We were friends, she saw me interact with other people on face book. She noticed my photos having good time then we talked. While talking to me she noticed the change in me. I flirted and made her feel sexy. She rewarded me by saying she is coming to me. She even started explaining that she rejected me not because she did not find me attractive but because she was afraid I will get hurt. This is why I insist on learning the right dating etiquettes and focus on building a lifestyle. This is no unique event in my life. I have stories after stories how my lifestyle draws women to me. I talked about this one because I had messages from her that I thought would be good to share with you. I have been saying this for some time and here it is again: Think different, Act different and there will be no stopping you. This interaction should also be a testament of how bad I sucked with women at one time and how I have managed to turn things around for me. Imagine how good I feel that a woman is flying from France because she is attracted to me. You can experience the same success.  

The question is: are you willing to take the action needed?  Most men don’t take action because they are unsure if they can succeed.  They would rather suffer than take a chance because of their possible failure.  Truth is that failure is the first step to success.  Learning from your mistakes is the fastest way to mastery. So stop sitting on the sidelines and start taking action. I have all the resources to get you going. Read my Social Mastery book and do the exercises at the end of every chapter. See how quickly it sets you on the path to dating mastery.
(Credits: Image by Ed Yourdon)

Eff the Fear

By Samantha Scholfield
I spent this last weekend at various parties and one very fun beer festival (as you do when the 4th creates a three-day weekend). Because I’m a dating writer and coach, the subject of dating inevitably comes up in conversation and so, much of my weekend was spent (happily) listening to the dating issues faced by both sexes. I heard lots of the normal “I never meet anyone”, “All the good ones are taken” and “What’s with all the crazy bitches / douchebags I keep running into?” But the number one stated by both sexes? “The people I want to talk to never come and talk to me.” 

Obviously this begs the question as to why we don’t initiate conversation ourselves more often, to which the answer is usually some version of: “That freaks me out”, “I don’t know how” or “I want them to make the first move.” Every guy I talked to this last weekend said that they’d love for a girl to initiate conversation, and every girl I talked to complained that guys don’t initiate conversation often enough.  From that, the solution would appear to be that we should all just talk to each other more. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. There are egos, fragile feelings and fear to contend with when we think about talking to someone we like, and much more often than not, those things prevent us from actually pursuing that hot guy/girl and instead leave us with some nice fodder for the next time we’re bored and want to fantasize.  

However, if we all take a deep breath, let go of our fear, and — the next time we’re in the same vicinity as an available cute someone — talk to them, we might be surprised at our success. Sure, it’s not going to work every time, and yeah, our egos may take the occasional hit, but in the end if it works out with one of the people we talk to, that’s one more person than we knew than before. Letting fear rule — fear of failure, fear of rejection and fearing that we don’t know how — isn’t how I bet the vast majority of us want to live our lives. So eff fear in the name of reducing the number of dating complaints: talk to the next person you think is cute. 

Yours in sunshine and rainbows, S

(Credits: Image by svintus2010)

The Biggest Myths Of Pick Up Part-2

By Magic

Last week I mentioned few myths of pickup community. I could continue with the list but I guess it is time to move on.   

In this post, I’m going to reveal a few things you should start using right away to skyrocket your success with women.  

I know no one is interested to practice the general stuff or work on areas of life that are not directly related to pick up skills. As a coach my job is to give you the right information and not the information you think will work.  

You have to take my word that your skills and techniques are incomplete without the following information below.    

It’s like having the greatest car and the most powerful engine on the market but with no air in the tires…   

Some of the stuff below might seem daunting, but trust me that it does not take long to master and see results from. After live coaching and you will have a great control of these elements which act as a catalyst to generate massive amounts of attraction. 

T.E.A.S.E  

Tonality, Eye Contact, Animation, Sexual Escalation and Energy are the most powerful components to demonstrate power, confidence, dominance and stability.   

If you can master the right level of T.E.A.S.E you will have no problem opening and controlling groups of women. In fact T.E.A.S.E is so powerful that women will start opening you when you display them at the right level.  

Positivity  

Negativity is public enemy number one! If you are negative in general it will come across in your attitude. A positive person feels happy within and spreads positivity. Positivity is contagious and it makes people feel good: man, woman or child. As a result when women see a secure man in you they relax around you.

Be Social

Most students of pickup are not social. They go out only to pick up women. They would never waste time socializing but focus on the mission to pick up chicks. Do the opposite. Be social.   

Take interest in people and their lives. Explore what they find beautiful about their life, work and hobbies. Practice this for a little while and soon you will become natural conversationalist and a charmer. You won’t need any routines. People will enjoy your company and onlookers will see you as the life of the party. Your value will go up and you will get laid like a rock star, along with some other important skills that will contribute.  

Stop Acting Desperate  

I meet these men who are super desperate about women. All they can do is talk about women. They spend hours on the internet stalking women’s profiles on social media sites. Every few minutes they will show you some woman’s photo and talk about how hot she is. The only conversation they can have is about some hot chick that they wanted to bang or they wish they could bang so and so.   

Now all of us talk about women and our desires but if that piece dominates the majority of your conversation you are too desperate and it will reflect in your conversation with women. Relax and take it easy.Start playing sports, build some hobby, develop some interest and start talking other things. Get a life.   

Focus On Lifestyle  

Most students of pick up treat bars, clubs and shopping malls as a mecca for seduction. Their sole focus is to visit these places to approach women. Think different.   

Instead of focusing all your energy to visit these places to meet women start building a lifestyle that is rich with women. Build a social circle and participate in activities that draw women to you and you will never have to leave your house to meet women.   

Seducing women is way easier in a social circle and any environment outside of bars and clubs. Why focus on the tough road?   

You may not find the kind of women you want in your neighborhood bars or at least lot of them at one time. Your social circle or activity can ensure you meet multiple women that meet your standards at any given time. Use bars and clubs as practice grounds then build a lifestyle to draw women to you. Seduce them with your newly discovered skill set.  

Mindset  

Focus on building the right mindset and approach to dating. Most schools out there position dating women as a hard and rough adventure. Dating and seduction is easier than driving a stick shift if you have the right mindset. Dating is normal and natural.   

Why would anyone be single when they can be with a partner? Why would someone not talk to a woman who they find attractive? Why would anyone not try to sleep with a woman who they find sexy?   

Desiring women and making an effort to have them is normal and natural adult male behavior. No need to shy away from it. Women want you to approach and seduce them but they also want you to do it right.  

Watch a movie called “Hang ‘Em High” with Clint Eastwood.   

In the movie there is a scene when Clint tries to kiss the woman. When she turns her face around instead of feeling rejected he probes as to why the woman did not go for the kiss. He assumes that it was only natural for them to kiss and something must be wrong that she refused to kiss. So he leans back and simply asks “what’s the matter” and we finally find out that she was raped and is now weary of men. Yes attraction and seduction is natural. What is more natural is acting on your attraction for a particular woman and trying to make her yours.  

Yes, build the right mindset and seduction will become easy.  

Talk soon,

Magic

Lead Coach

+1 (352) 432-8464

www.attractionmethods.com

(Credits: Images by martinkorben)

Facebook Flirting 101

By Samantha Scholfield

Facebook isn’t the college reunion it was five years ago, where privacy was tighter than a spandex leotard and you could post just about anything without fear that a picture of you pole-dancing at that one party in college would surface during a job interview ten years later. Now it’s a free-for-all, highly visible, real-time accounting of our lives — both personal and professional — that requires us to keep our profiles G-rated, un-tagged and highly edited if we don’t want our professional lives to crash and burn. When you add the potentially explosive and unknown quantity of new romance into the mix, it’s necessary to keep a tight leash on FB interaction to keep our online personas from imploding. 

Since we all flirt, we all have Facebook profiles and we all have jobs we’d like to keep, here are some helpful tips for how to handle some of the more common challenges of flirting in the modern Facebook age.  

Keep your cyber-stalking habits on stealth mode. When you’re cruising through all 45 of your crush’s photo albums on FB, don’t go crazy with the picture commenting. Same goes for “liking” - it’s a little less intense, but too many instances of “John likes this”, and things will get weird fast. I once accepted a friend request from this guy I was in a class with, and he wrote a comment on almost every single one of my over 400 pictures. Weird? Yes — unfriending happened quickly thereafter. Besides looking obsessive, it makes the object of your affection wonder why you don’t have something better to do with your time. Keep the comments to only one or two of the truly exceptional pictures. If you must respond to status updates, make sure you don’t do it more than once every couple weeks.  

Think before you post (on your profile). If you’re jonesing to shout to the world about how in love you are, email or message your amor instead. When you’re dealing with your profile, the only time it’s acceptable to post anything about someone else is if it’s anonymous — “Went on a fantastic date last night.” is perfect — it’s cute and holds a bit of enticing mystery. “Went on a fantastic date with [insert link to their profile here] and am counting down the minutes until I see her again” is TMI. 

Think (even harder) before you post on their profile. Keep anything you post on their profile completely G-rated, non-flirty and devoid of insinuation or detail. First off, flirtations are much hotter when they’re done over text (see Texting Etiquette 101) over the phone, in person, or over email. When flirting happens on FB where everyone from their grandmother to their high-school ex-boyfriend to their creepy co-worker can see that you posted: “You’re a really good kisser and I can’t wait until our next date”, it’s bad. Posting links to something funny or mentioning you saw their doppelgänger on the street yesterday is fine — openly flirting and gushing about how awesome they are on the equivalent of a stage in front of their 500 closest friends, frenemies, family and co-workers is highly ill-advised. 

When you get cyber bitch-slapped (i.e. unfriended), handle it with grace. Respect their choice and keep your reactions mature. If you absolutely must know why they did it, send them one respectful, emotionless email asking what happened: “Hey - I noticed I no longer see your profile. Did I do something to offend you?” They may have deleted their profile, they may be culling “friends” to avoid Facebook-whore status and keep their circle to only those 300 people closest to them, or maybe you did something to piss them off — it’s hard to tell. Whatever the reason, your best course of action is to accept it and move on.  

Happy FBing, S

(Credits: Image by Franco Bouly)

When Your Crush is a Co-Worker

By Samantha Scholfield

If falling for a friend is complicated, falling for a co-worker is a step beyond that, with the if-it-doesn’t-work-out repercussions ranging from awkward staff meetings to losing your job. We can choose when to see friends, but you can’t choose when to see co-workers. They’re just there. Everyday. But, if the risk is worth it to you (in other words, this person is THE person for you), here are some pointers for making your co-worker crush into your next hot date. 

The most important thing to remember is to maintain professionalism at all times while in the office, which means no obvious flirting when you’re debugging Excel spreadsheets together. If things go south, the HR department will look much more kindly on your situation if it’s obvious your work hasn’t been affected by your romantic trysts (especially if your co-worker crush falls under the no-fraternization policy).  

Your goal is to turn your co-worker crush into a friend first, then into a date. To start, institute time spent hanging out with them outside of work. Put together an informal office happy-hour and make sure to invite them, or throw a party and invite some co-workers (including, but not limited to your crush). While there, get to know them as a person (versus as just your co-worker) and develop a friendship. Don’t be too pushy — your goal at this point is to get them comfortable with the idea of you as a friend, and not just that guy who sits two cubicles down from them.  

Once your friendship outside the office is established, invite them to be your “plus one” to an event you need (or want) to attend. Very similar to last week’s post “Escaping the Friend Zone” , by putting them in a position of doing you a favor (i.e. being your plus one to your friend’s band’s back room bar concert), it takes the pressure off your first one-on-one outing being a date. This is good, because you absolutely don’t want to force them into making a decision about you before they’re ready. Even though at this point they’ll have figured out you have a crush on them, because your non-date date suggestion of being your “plus one” is pretty low-key on the date scale, they’ll feel comfortable deciding at their leisure whether or not to pursue anything with you. 

If nothing happens to indicate where they stand after a couple more one-one-ones, it’s fine to make a move and let them know definitively that you’re interested. Most likely, you’ll be able to tell pretty quickly during that first one-on-one whether or not they’re interested in being more than your coffee buddy at work. 

If they decide that they’re not into you “like that”, even more important than with a friend is the need to maintain maturity. You have to work with this person everyday, so keep the emotions in check and be mature in your reaction. Something like, “I think you’re great, but completely respect your feelings about us, so consider it dropped. Friends?” is perfect. Then, be completely normal and friendly when you see them at work, and they’ll respect you very much for being cool about the situation instead of freaking out and making things weird.  

Yours in professional crushing, S

(Credits: Images by viralbus)

iPad Flirting

By Damon Brown

One of the sexiest devices ever invented is out now and, if you’re lucky, you got one of the 500,000 of them out in the wild as we speak. I stood in line with a few friends, downing late-night fast food and caffeinated beverages all night, just to make sure I got one. I love my Apple iPad.

Most people got it for a specific reason, like to play video games, to watch movies, to do word processing, blah, blah, blah. I’m going to do all that, but if I’m honest with myself, there is one big reason why I copped the overpriced device on day one: I didn’t want to miss any of the steaming, holodeck-inspired http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhdFNXgVfK8 intimacy the little thing will be providing.

If you caught me in one of my Porn & Pong media interviews, hanging out at one of the local bars or, frankly, randomly on the street, you’d already know I believe mobile intimacy is the next big thing. The Apple iPad and its competitors are truly that next shit.

This is going to change your dating scene immensely. Imagine:

•  Using the touchscreen to manipulate your long-distance love’s vibrator http://www.ohmibod.com/
• Snuggling up with a PickV date by watching your favorite movie http://pickv.com/browse/interest?b=mp&t=M 
• Receiving sexy high-resolution photos from a hottie

You might have read that Apple tried to flush out all the “sexy apps” from the iPhone and iPod Touch stores, but they are still on there. In fact, I just launched the website Naughty Hands that reviews the latest sexy apps for your iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Android, Blackberry and so on. Check it out and you’ll see the Apple iPad is already getting some sexy love – literally.

Did you cop an iPad? What sensual, sexy or downright dirty things would you use it for?

(Credits: Image by Steven Rhodes)