iPad Flirting

By Damon Brown

One of the sexiest devices ever invented is out now and, if you’re lucky, you got one of the 500,000 of them out in the wild as we speak. I stood in line with a few friends, downing late-night fast food and caffeinated beverages all night, just to make sure I got one. I love my Apple iPad.

Most people got it for a specific reason, like to play video games, to watch movies, to do word processing, blah, blah, blah. I’m going to do all that, but if I’m honest with myself, there is one big reason why I copped the overpriced device on day one: I didn’t want to miss any of the steaming, holodeck-inspired http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhdFNXgVfK8 intimacy the little thing will be providing.

If you caught me in one of my Porn & Pong media interviews, hanging out at one of the local bars or, frankly, randomly on the street, you’d already know I believe mobile intimacy is the next big thing. The Apple iPad and its competitors are truly that next shit.

This is going to change your dating scene immensely. Imagine:

•  Using the touchscreen to manipulate your long-distance love’s vibrator http://www.ohmibod.com/
• Snuggling up with a PickV date by watching your favorite movie http://pickv.com/browse/interest?b=mp&t=M 
• Receiving sexy high-resolution photos from a hottie

You might have read that Apple tried to flush out all the “sexy apps” from the iPhone and iPod Touch stores, but they are still on there. In fact, I just launched the website Naughty Hands that reviews the latest sexy apps for your iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Android, Blackberry and so on. Check it out and you’ll see the Apple iPad is already getting some sexy love – literally.

Did you cop an iPad? What sensual, sexy or downright dirty things would you use it for?

(Credits: Image by Steven Rhodes)